tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post2282138116595357632..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Book Review: "Your Whole Family Is Made Out Of Meat"Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger105125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22450355134701589842010-01-26T16:50:16.274-08:002010-01-26T16:50:16.274-08:00I think I'm going to write a Dinosaur comics s...I think I'm going to write a Dinosaur comics sucks blog...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84733137667778591862009-12-18T22:06:39.808-08:002009-12-18T22:06:39.808-08:00fucking editors.fucking editors.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89010634616801925722009-12-18T12:40:41.069-08:002009-12-18T12:40:41.069-08:00Carl is just mad that the editors questioned my cl...Carl is just mad that the editors questioned my claim that he has friends.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52020130036323453232009-12-18T12:37:37.495-08:002009-12-18T12:37:37.495-08:00rob is 7 years old. he is writing using his older ...rob is 7 years old. he is writing using his older sister's computer. it has pictures of movie vampires on it. rob thinks they are cool.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54171755566267654102009-12-17T13:04:15.531-08:002009-12-17T13:04:15.531-08:00Awww, I always attach "Ms." and say my M...Awww, I always attach "Ms." and say my Mr.'s and Ms.'s and Mrs.'s <br /><br />And I feel like I'm missing something since I don't know how old Rob is...Miyukinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84675795149149474002009-12-16T16:47:39.174-08:002009-12-16T16:47:39.174-08:00Yes. I am insincere when I use honorifics. I do no...Yes. I am insincere when I use honorifics. I do not intend it as a term of respect.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9462246378242147732009-12-16T16:45:36.606-08:002009-12-16T16:45:36.606-08:00"sincere"? As opposed to insincere?"sincere"? As opposed to insincere?Rupertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66359490202301123932009-12-16T16:38:40.992-08:002009-12-16T16:38:40.992-08:00I wish people didn't do that. I used to call p...I wish people didn't do that. I used to call people things like that all the time as sort of a weird affectation but then it got all fanboyish and you can't say it without sounding sincere.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12418532408171302442009-12-16T16:24:18.045-08:002009-12-16T16:24:18.045-08:00Dan't say "Mr. North." It's as a...Dan't say "Mr. North." It's as annoying as "Mr. Munroe."Frednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-11933689694954926952009-12-16T08:34:27.550-08:002009-12-16T08:34:27.550-08:00Damn, this comments are so KAFKIAN.Damn, this comments are so KAFKIAN.Professional Molehttp://comic.guedesav.blog.brnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53918478405240164972009-12-16T07:53:33.600-08:002009-12-16T07:53:33.600-08:00You know who ELSE liked to call things ironic? HI...You know who ELSE liked to call things ironic? HITLER!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57623088468380093962009-12-16T03:25:38.361-08:002009-12-16T03:25:38.361-08:00how ORWELLIANhow ORWELLIANrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5540186832411441962009-12-16T03:22:50.120-08:002009-12-16T03:22:50.120-08:00"It's *Ba-dum tish!*"
Nah, it's..."It's *Ba-dum tish!*"<br /><br />Nah, it's just that my drumkit is very... ironic.Fernie Cantohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753446688169468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38352213829655207592009-12-15T23:35:42.949-08:002009-12-15T23:35:42.949-08:00oh god I'm surrounded by masters of literanceoh god I'm surrounded by masters of literanceSamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07658641232170030818noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85842783106473601722009-12-15T19:26:24.154-08:002009-12-15T19:26:24.154-08:00Nate: "It seems people these days use irony t...Nate: "It seems people these days use irony to mean "incongruity between expected events and what actually occurs" which makes no sense, because otherwise that would mean it was ironic I woke up with a headache this morning, since I usually do not."<br /><br />This is one of the many dictionary definitions of ironic: "an outcome of events contrary to what was, or might have been, expected; the incongruity of this."<br /><br />Now, the operative word here is "contrary." Irony is not just about differing but being in opposition. That is to say: you would actively expect a song that is called "Ironic" to contain some example of irony--it is therefore ironic when it doesn't.<br /><br />Unless you are going into your morning actively expecting not to have a headache, having a headache is not contrary to your expectations; it's merely something you were not actively expecting.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16260872021981127492009-12-15T17:48:17.699-08:002009-12-15T17:48:17.699-08:00Fernie, I hate seeing you make an ass out of yours...Fernie, I hate seeing you make an ass out of yourself. It's *Ba-dum tish!*Wagnernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-64447094801398678492009-12-15T17:27:17.087-08:002009-12-15T17:27:17.087-08:00That's not ironic, that's just coincidenta...That's not ironic, that's just coincidental! <br /><br />CAPTCHA: unpalin. I'm not sure what that means exactly but I'll take it as a complimentAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53784008664551501792009-12-15T17:24:11.147-08:002009-12-15T17:24:11.147-08:00I got burned in an ironing accident. That surely i...I got burned in an ironing accident. That surely is ironic. *TA-DUM, PISH!*Fernie Cantohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753446688169468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8436643765521258082009-12-15T17:09:34.048-08:002009-12-15T17:09:34.048-08:00How ironic.How ironic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68525760845728075482009-12-15T16:54:37.774-08:002009-12-15T16:54:37.774-08:00The insanity of this conversation has driven me to...The insanity of this conversation has driven me to listen to cLOUDDEAD. I hope you people are happy.Kirkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16146459274295885156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80807253623869513622009-12-15T16:08:56.148-08:002009-12-15T16:08:56.148-08:00It's a SONG not a PLAY how can you even THINK ...It's a SONG not a PLAY how can you even THINK of applying the "dramatic irony" definition??John Magnumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04416392917805723793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18544357792700029162009-12-15T16:02:21.757-08:002009-12-15T16:02:21.757-08:00Also "incongruity between the actual result o...Also "incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result"<br /><br />as in "dramatic irony"<br /><br />(some words have more than one definition)Adamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052511078880647148noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32684597836842734642009-12-15T14:40:59.318-08:002009-12-15T14:40:59.318-08:00But...it ISN'T ironic that Alanis Morisette...<i>But...it ISN'T ironic that Alanis Morisette's song contains no irony.</i><br /><br />Her song is ironic in the Kierkegaardian sense.<br /><br />Also in the sense that its actual nature is the opposite of its expected nature. Not just an incongruousness, but an antithesis. Although not really. Meh.John Magnumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04416392917805723793noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13491159410649789152009-12-15T14:40:48.776-08:002009-12-15T14:40:48.776-08:00In my pharmaceutically induced coma (Oh the colour...In my pharmaceutically induced coma (Oh the colours!) I had a dream during which it was revealed to me that Amy Winehouse and Keith Richards are one and the same person. Upon further research I realised that this may very well be true. The Media would have us believe they are two different people.<br />Ha!<br />Is it mere coincidence that when one is doing Pirates the other is conveniently in Rehab? And when one is teetering on stilettos onstage in Hyde Park or pugilating a fan at Glastonbury the other is nowhere to be found?<br />I think not.<br />I was also informed that George Romero is contacting him/her/them for a part in his next Zombie flick: "Gloam of the Living Dead" - sans makeup!<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28628329867112794392009-12-15T14:12:41.128-08:002009-12-15T14:12:41.128-08:00Rob said:
"...Aquarians Love To Fuck: still ...Rob said:<br /><br />"...Aquarians Love To Fuck: still not funny or clever...."<br /><br />Moon breasted, Swan waisted and Elephant hipped.<br />You males with girth - you know who you are (Rob?) - would you not want me?<br />Would you not want me in every way you can imagine?<br />Today, I will allow you to frott my arse through a fine muslin while I do my nails and feign interest.<br /><br />Oh Robbie, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,<br />Hey Robbie (huff huff), hey Robbie (huff huff)<br />Oh Robbie, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,<br />Hey Robbie (huff huff) hey Robbie (huff huff)<br />Oh Robbie, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,<br />Hey Robbie (huff huff) hey Robbie (huff huff)<br />Oh Robbie, you're so fine you're so fine you blow my mind,<br />Hey Robbie (huff huff) hey Robbie<br /><br />Hey Robbie!<br />You've been around all night and that's a little long<br />You think you've got the right but I think you've got it wrong<br />Why can't you say goodnight so you can take me home, Robbie<br /><br />'Cause when you say you will, it always means you won't<br />You're givin' me the chills, baby, please baby don't<br />Every night you still leave me all alone, Robbie<br /><br />Oh Robbie, what a pity you don't understand<br />You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand<br />Oh Robbie, you're so pretty, can't you understand<br />It's guys like you Robbie<br />Oh, what you do Robbie, do Robbie<br />Don't break my heart, Robbie<br /><br />Innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com