tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post2267978718480222237..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 743: coming laterCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-25591470051327971762010-05-26T10:02:07.968-07:002010-05-26T10:02:07.968-07:00oh i seeoh i seeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17818123492054319812010-05-25T13:17:23.904-07:002010-05-25T13:17:23.904-07:00The labia majora and labia minora.The labia majora and labia minora.scuttmcfaggynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83772686588208423792010-05-25T13:13:11.960-07:002010-05-25T13:13:11.960-07:00Also, may I mention that 744's title text made...Also, may I mention that 744's title text made me want to vomit? <br /><br />"there are more inside them"<br /><br />o_O JEGUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? Crabs? Lice? Centipedes? Penises?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1879979634513941202010-05-25T11:23:15.917-07:002010-05-25T11:23:15.917-07:00Anon 7:07; No I just prefer it to go longer than 3...Anon 7:07; No I just prefer it to go longer than 34 seconds.scattmctonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9275338612219455272010-05-24T22:36:02.351-07:002010-05-24T22:36:02.351-07:00No, sex walkthrough video is porn with explanation...No, sex walkthrough video is porn with explanations of what is going on. Which could actually be hilarious unlike the comic itself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79042169878926858382010-05-24T21:33:12.373-07:002010-05-24T21:33:12.373-07:00"sex walkthough video." Sex... Walkthoug..."sex walkthough video." Sex... Walkthough... Video. It is called PORN. Who in their right mind would ever say that. Before I actually thought about the comic, it made me chuckle. Afterwards it just annoys me. No one would ever in the history of the world say this. It compleatly breaks the suspension of belief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35925405226901472252010-05-24T19:07:55.041-07:002010-05-24T19:07:55.041-07:00Oh ScottMcTony... you probably believe it in the m...Oh ScottMcTony... you probably believe it in the movies and songs where they spend all night mashing their genitals together too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26104619124355577012010-05-24T18:46:38.154-07:002010-05-24T18:46:38.154-07:00Yeah if you've ever had sex, you'd know, p...Yeah if you've ever had sex, you'd know, premature ejaculation isn't a problem, why, it's, it's GLORIOUS.ScottMcTonynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72637026631588254642010-05-24T17:56:38.976-07:002010-05-24T17:56:38.976-07:00This comic is like, if you haven't had sex, it...This comic is like, if you haven't had sex, it's funny.<br />If you have, you just feel awkward about the assumption "longer sex = better sex" and Randall spreading that to his army of sexless nerds =/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18311150358366933272010-05-24T16:21:56.296-07:002010-05-24T16:21:56.296-07:00I felt like doing an edit of this; it's pretty...I felt like doing an edit of this; it's pretty much the reaction I'd *expect* from someone who's been following xkcd for some time now:<br /><br />http://i757.photobucket.com/albums/xx220/sir_mustapha/walkthrough.pngFernie Cantohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753446688169468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9260796235205790962010-05-24T16:08:57.634-07:002010-05-24T16:08:57.634-07:00http://goatkcd.com/505/ LOLhttp://goatkcd.com/505/ LOLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36448873711460577212010-05-24T16:05:14.509-07:002010-05-24T16:05:14.509-07:00Similar to xkcd, why don't you just quit rolli...Similar to xkcd, why don't you just quit rolling out the lame blog posts? It is getting quite old and the shine is worn off. The same insults "art sucks, getting old, and someone already did it."<br /><br />Before posts were scrolling-down long, now they are just a few sloppy paragraphs. I also love how one anon said "744 is even more horrible" and another said "744 was great."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-28481738557534416632010-05-24T15:51:42.384-07:002010-05-24T15:51:42.384-07:00744 was great. I actually laughed out loud which I...744 was great. I actually laughed out loud which I haven't done in forever while reading xkcd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8707179373189965602010-05-24T15:43:52.207-07:002010-05-24T15:43:52.207-07:00774 was a good comic.
You guys need to stop going...774 was a good comic.<br /><br />You guys need to stop going "why is this terrible" and instead go "is this terrible, if so, why?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10528464347210412892010-05-24T12:00:37.156-07:002010-05-24T12:00:37.156-07:00@Jen I think people liked the joke because, while ...@Jen I think people liked the joke because, while it has its share of pandering, its a self sustained joke which most people will get...it also has enough pandering that you feel fine about the joke. It may have been cheesy, but it lacks many of the things that makes XKCD bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66611061844310403362010-05-24T11:40:46.551-07:002010-05-24T11:40:46.551-07:00Woah, people actually liked the speedrun joke? I t...Woah, people actually liked the speedrun joke? I thought it was nerd pandering and lacking in actual cleverness or humour. It's the kind of simple joke you come up with while hanging out with friends and that isn't funny to people who weren't there at the time, except that in this case Randall decided to share it with the world.<br /><br />Those people who found it funny because they're speedrun junkies, I guess you're the real target audience. If you were xkcd forumites this would be the point where you start saying GOOMHJennoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17630722573988245272010-05-24T11:00:49.664-07:002010-05-24T11:00:49.664-07:00The problem with the newest one is the fairly obvi...The problem with the newest one is the fairly obvious genesis of it:<br /><br />Randall sees a speedrun of something. Randall asks himself what it might be funny to follow a speedrun for in real life. Randall, lacking all maturity or ounce of cleverness, immediately shouts "SEX"!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01355247506999860518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16911926594585043962010-05-24T08:46:56.106-07:002010-05-24T08:46:56.106-07:00I can't help but think that comic would have b...I can't help but think that comic would have been funnier with the beat panel last followed by another panel saying "THAT'S THE JOKE." It would at least elicit a snort, which is more than 744 did.<br /><br />That's the worst part. 744 doesn't even inspired hatred. It doesn't inspire vitriol. It doesn't inspire a rant about how smug and superior Randy's acting. It's just boring and dull.Gryffilionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14326158632676811873noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53116642183026126672010-05-24T08:08:20.143-07:002010-05-24T08:08:20.143-07:00"xkcd is aawweeesoommmeee!" Alas, this d..."xkcd is aawweeesoommmeee!" Alas, this deception lacked the guile to convince even himself... Maybe... Just maybe... NO. NO.<br /><br />"Wow. Just checked in here for the first time in months. This site is STILL GOING? Get a life, you assholes!" He wailed as his bloated, cheesit stained fingers flailed futilely in the air. That voice... Rage and sloth personified. His pathetic screams loud enough to wake his dear mother, who had previously been sleeping soundly. Mascara diluted tears forming vertical rivers of despair...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52036612180629886222010-05-24T07:51:54.629-07:002010-05-24T07:51:54.629-07:00Oh fuck no! I never know how to respond to haters...Oh <em>fuck</em> no! I never know how to respond to haters properly. Am I supposed to submit details of the life which I do, in fact, possess? Point out the absurdity of a life spent in telling others to get lives? Or simply spurn the comment with a GTFO? Screw getting a life, I need to get a robust decision-making schema.<br /><br />Anyway the new comic has a pregnant-pause second panel. Weren't we talking about that a few comics ago? Something something pacing something flow. Except it kinda sucks the wind out of the whole thing. I think it'd work better with just the two panels, and maybe leave out the first guy's reaction to make it more deadpan instead of "THAT'S THE JOKE."Simon Robertshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17656417618699122533noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47113577332217164432010-05-24T07:47:49.399-07:002010-05-24T07:47:49.399-07:00It's still going because XKCD still sucks. Th...It's still going because XKCD still sucks. That's logic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46701154220523739142010-05-24T07:43:05.683-07:002010-05-24T07:43:05.683-07:00Wow. Just checked in here for the first time in m...Wow. Just checked in here for the first time in months. This site is STILL GOING? Get a life, you assholes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10690769333483212342010-05-24T07:20:34.254-07:002010-05-24T07:20:34.254-07:00744 is yet another Sexkcd - lets take some geek re...744 is yet another Sexkcd - lets take some geek reference and make a joke out of it.<br /><br />It's not poorly done, but it's creepy.<br /><br />743 makes a great goatkcd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30569808474609301342010-05-24T05:38:16.635-07:002010-05-24T05:38:16.635-07:00Chris, did you just suggest that a comic needs to ...Chris, did you just suggest that a comic needs to be MORE like 631?Jonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21084908028723801752010-05-24T05:09:22.867-07:002010-05-24T05:09:22.867-07:00There's definitely a joke in #744, but I'v...There's definitely a joke in #744, but I've got a reflexive squick when it comes to sexckd and the dialogue doesn't do it justice. The title text would probably have been a better way to go with the comic, even if that would have required a) actual artwork and b) a violent ramping in the nsfw quotient.<br /><br />#743 is just a blatant paid advert for the FSF. Guaranteed that Richard Stallman considers it to be Shakespearean.Chris Cunninghamhttp://blondechris.comnoreply@blogger.com