tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post2085487448730014298..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 927: The Alternative Title Was "Things Randy Doesn't Have"Carlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44112956610072516732011-07-29T13:17:50.776-07:002011-07-29T13:17:50.776-07:00Actually, this one is quite funny. But you have to...Actually, this one is quite funny. But you have to be able to understand the meaning of the word "standard". But "understanding" has never been the strong point of the avid xkcdsucks reader/blogger. :(Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-4000716395248221502011-07-24T21:47:31.566-07:002011-07-24T21:47:31.566-07:00I'm not going to white knight, but I would lik...I'm not going to white knight, but I would like some naked pics from ALTF.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37410458104358500112011-07-24T21:02:14.324-07:002011-07-24T21:02:14.324-07:00homosexuality lolhomosexuality lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37322742956420411512011-07-24T13:23:40.018-07:002011-07-24T13:23:40.018-07:00See the rest. All white knights really just want n...See the rest. All white knights really just want naked pics.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41371443140706006712011-07-24T13:17:42.599-07:002011-07-24T13:17:42.599-07:00How is "send me naked pics" anything CLO...How is "send me naked pics" anything CLOSE to white knighting?Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38697462726128811352011-07-24T12:45:47.900-07:002011-07-24T12:45:47.900-07:0011:58, are you trying to out-white-knight Randy? I...11:58, are you trying to out-white-knight Randy? It's embarrassing :/.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54959133448044500932011-07-24T11:58:28.469-07:002011-07-24T11:58:28.469-07:0010:31 and 10:03 = samefags.
'lololol mommy lo...10:31 and 10:03 = samefags.<br /><br />'lololol mommy look i can winded the argument with the bad guy!!!'<br />'that's nice dear, go play with your legos'<br />in short, you are gay. ALTF, send me naked pics, I am your humble love rag from 7:43 yesterday, and my penile man servant's hunger hath not been sated.<br />Captcha, scrad<br /><br /><br />Scrad was the big time, he was dealing mkat out of a dark back alley near London's Vondol district. <br />Was the big time. The police pulled him in two days ago for questioning about the murder of Jean. He had no alibi.<br /><br />See? I can do gritty modern dystopias too! It's not all farmers and cows.<br />(Although I do still want to plow thee sideways) <br /><br /><br />Call me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38939095195228207002011-07-24T10:31:46.486-07:002011-07-24T10:31:46.486-07:0010:30: Randall in no way implied that he thought e...10:30: <i>Randall in no way implied that he thought every standard for instant messaging was created to unify them</i><br /><br />Read the three ALL CAPS words comprising the title right at the top of the comic.<br /><br />It might not be what he meant to say, but it is what he said. At least what he actually said is original (if stupid and wrong), because the observations that<br />(i) many competing standards exist; and <br />(ii) often a unifying attempt just becomes another competing standard<br />have been pointed out for decades.<br /><br /><i>Of course, the comic only mentioned instant messaging once, in tiny print. I didn't even notice it before you picked on it.</i><br />What is it with cuddlefish and lack of attention to detail? "This comic is shit and nonsense but only if you actually read the words."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36858120626519410142011-07-24T10:03:26.377-07:002011-07-24T10:03:26.377-07:00Normally I appreciate your take on his comics, but...Normally I appreciate your take on his comics, but this one really had no point. Randall in no way implied that he thought every standard for instant messaging was created to unify them--just that there were protocols created on top of competing ones to do so. None of which ever caught on to the degree of becoming the clear leader.<br /><br />In fact, he wasn't even implying in the middle panel that the standards were created to be compatible--just to cover typical cases. I.E., AIM has formatting while MSN does not, but MSN has custom emoticons. XMPP offers both.<br /><br />Of course, the comic only mentioned instant messaging once, in tiny print. I didn't even notice it before you picked on it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6770127780908286622011-07-24T06:18:45.903-07:002011-07-24T06:18:45.903-07:00I pledge $10 to Randall's nominated registered...I pledge $10 to Randall's nominated registered charity if he never produces another xkcd strip.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59209791053994626882011-07-24T06:12:59.356-07:002011-07-24T06:12:59.356-07:00holy shit
randall betrayed by one of his favourie...<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/iy4ff/found_this_very_creepy_video_surfing_youtube/" rel="nofollow">holy shit</a><br /><br />randall betrayed by one of his favourie websitesR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-77252391305308481772011-07-24T04:48:13.116-07:002011-07-24T04:48:13.116-07:00Randall said to himself, "I just learned that...Randall said to himself, "I just learned that the proper plural of octopus isn't octopi. How can I pretend I knew that all along? How about if I rehash my 'weather balloon' strip and throw in some alt-text saying how annoying the word 'octopi' is!"Megan's Milk Buttonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72989634308934971932011-07-24T03:10:31.350-07:002011-07-24T03:10:31.350-07:00Did she commit suicide because of that British pop...Did she commit suicide because of that British popstar, or was it over something trivial like that Norway bullshit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76238482675289312312011-07-24T03:03:28.329-07:002011-07-24T03:03:28.329-07:00GUYS GUYS FIONA APPLE JUST DIED OMG GUYS GET SOME ...GUYS GUYS FIONA APPLE JUST DIED OMG GUYS GET SOME PERSPECTIVEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1273674714087313572011-07-24T02:10:33.581-07:002011-07-24T02:10:33.581-07:00I fucked a few nigger chicks in my time. Black bit...I fucked a few nigger chicks in my time. Black bitches were sure made for fucking, holy shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44005443706931806082011-07-24T01:31:17.540-07:002011-07-24T01:31:17.540-07:00@ALTF if it's any consolation, a government ty...@ALTF if it's any consolation, a government type in my extended family also did the marry-an-ethnic thing to keep up appearances while negotiating in South Africa. Poor black girl wasn't very bright but she tried awfully hard to demonstrate otherwise. I'd have felt sorry for her were the life of a whore of diplomacy even modestly taxing. We all need a pet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90315856723205375712011-07-23T21:34:18.835-07:002011-07-23T21:34:18.835-07:00SR, what happened to taking down the pictures of y...SR, what happened to taking down the pictures of your ladyboy friend down in 12 hours? It's been up for months if not years.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85368180679501246512011-07-23T20:37:46.276-07:002011-07-23T20:37:46.276-07:00I thought the mimic octopus comic was pretty well ...I thought the mimic octopus comic was pretty well done. A bit behind the times since those were in the news a fair bit back in 2008, but it's not like octopuses lose relevance. My only complaint is that I can't mention this octopus as an obscure-but-awesome animal anymore. I'll have to resort to the Humboldt squid - speaking of which, if he ever hears of it, I expect a poorly done comic comparing them to velociraptors.<br /><br />(The alt text was dumb, of course.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48182351498401240942011-07-23T15:20:13.400-07:002011-07-23T15:20:13.400-07:00SR, you keep saying that the girl in red is ALT-F....SR, you keep saying that the girl in red is ALT-F. I keep thinking you're wrong.<br /><br />Got anything besides your word to support that claim?Gamer_2k4https://www.blogger.com/profile/17079715817544544279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36285180322356509852011-07-23T12:48:34.215-07:002011-07-23T12:48:34.215-07:00My only regret is that I am unable to join the 27 ...My only regret is that I am unable to join the 27 Club.<br /><br />SR?<br />There is still time for you to join the 'Twice 27 And Then Some Club'<br />Any chance of that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-76582396912924656832011-07-23T12:29:09.291-07:002011-07-23T12:29:09.291-07:00And there is only one 'F' in 'trifling...And there is only one 'F' in 'trifling'!<br /><br />Canadian Cunt!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21003594760280506092011-07-23T12:19:14.490-07:002011-07-23T12:19:14.490-07:00Yins is a cunt SR.
I'm the one in the red by ...Yins is a cunt SR.<br /><br />I'm the one in the red by the way. Photographed in December 2007, I think.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-33094360042669017602011-07-23T11:50:36.827-07:002011-07-23T11:50:36.827-07:00Are you triffling with the affections of young men...Are you triffling with the affections of young men again Fucking Aquarians?<br /><br />Click my Avatar, ye who would hazard to enthrall the self-anointed one. View the penultimate post, 'Dr. M. Part I' first. Then proceed to 'Dr. M. Part II'Sterculian Rhetorichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14471982606603075150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87508321515737671522011-07-23T11:23:35.162-07:002011-07-23T11:23:35.162-07:00Visa?
Through The BP?
A fucking Canadian visa?
I&#...Visa?<br />Through The BP?<br />A fucking Canadian visa?<br />I'm quite content with my South American citizenship. Besides, I carry a UN Passport now - as does the The BP.<br />The BP and I are partners in crime - business associates I reckon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41429485971736389792011-07-23T11:10:28.896-07:002011-07-23T11:10:28.896-07:00ALTF, tricenarian? Sid'd make you just a littl...ALTF, tricenarian? Sid'd make you just a little older than I am. You've declared yourself to be much more advanced in years before this. Did you choose BP for his wisdom, his money, the likelihood that he wouldn't present you too often with his conjugalities... or simply for the visa?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com