tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post2008495799177047942..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: xkcd sucks wants YOUCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15109692604301195272009-03-14T03:34:00.000-07:002009-03-14T03:34:00.000-07:00Pfeffer's Flamboyant Cuttlefish - the only one th...Pfeffer's Flamboyant Cuttlefish - the only one that isn't tasty to eat. Mwhahaha - fear my real cuddlefish... Maybe?Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11163163699918271565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54325492126961395162009-03-11T13:58:00.000-07:002009-03-11T13:58:00.000-07:00No, same Kurt. I just made a profile recently.Trol...No, same Kurt. I just made a profile recently.<BR/>Trollfish: Go ahead. Feed it. See if you make it out of this thread alive.<BR/>Overreactorfish: This cuddlefish will take anything you say, and blow it WAY out of proportion. They usually use extremely unrealistic analogy.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08007316091456946624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34766446664177930182009-03-11T09:34:00.000-07:002009-03-11T09:34:00.000-07:00Curious Cuddlefish: Check back around Christmas ti...Curious Cuddlefish: Check back around Christmas time, in the comments thread around the post 'My Little Cuttle-Muffin.'<BR/><BR/>Apathetic Cuddlefish: The three wiki comics in a row was almost certainly Randall trying to fuck with us; we have very credible reason (email from Randall, apparently) to believe he is aware of and disapproves of the blog, and if Randall is anything like me (hint: he is like a less talented, less emotionally well-developed, more elitist, less artistic version of me) he probably wanders by occasionally just to see what we're doing and then gets all indignant that we're so dumb and mean.rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42051881256042970362009-03-11T09:07:00.000-07:002009-03-11T09:07:00.000-07:00That really doesn't deserve an answer. Just go rea...That really doesn't deserve an answer. Just go read more of the blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60114073523049958392009-03-11T08:08:00.000-07:002009-03-11T08:08:00.000-07:00Noob question: Why "cuddlefish"?Noob question: Why "cuddlefish"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26058755324933743082009-03-10T23:55:00.000-07:002009-03-10T23:55:00.000-07:00Name have we not already established that I am tor...Name have we not already established that I am torn between my Cuddly children and the xkcdsucks bears?<BR/><BR/>That being said, I have no idea what you are saying at all, Sarcasmfish. I was not aware I had a cause and perhaps that is how I am haplessly hurting it?<BR/><BR/>Also do we have two different Kurts or are you one and the same and just sometimes forget to log in?<BR/><BR/>CAPTCHA: iguenes! Do you think there is an iguanafish? One that kind of blends into... wait... that would be some octopus-esque thing, I guess.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6856371305585763952009-03-10T23:43:00.000-07:002009-03-10T23:43:00.000-07:00So... Amanda is a densefish, without being a cuddl...So... Amanda is a densefish, without being a cuddlefish?<BR/><BR/>Maybe she is a cuddlefish in disguise! That would explain why she seems to hurt her own cause so purposefully! o_oAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62186092728412855002009-03-10T19:51:00.000-07:002009-03-10T19:51:00.000-07:00Densefish: the Cuddlefish over whose head sarcasm ...Densefish: the Cuddlefish over whose head sarcasm and exaggeration fly.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-45256348802283094102009-03-10T19:42:00.000-07:002009-03-10T19:42:00.000-07:00"Randallfish: I know it's you, Randall! Go away! (...<I>"Randallfish: I know it's you, Randall! Go away! (Based on my assumption that every anonymous poster is actually a sad, insecure Randall, who, through tear filled eyes, is reading everything we say about him and just can't believe that so many people on the internet dislike him.)"</I><BR/><BR/>Honestly I don't think he gives a shit about you guys to even bother visiting your site. Otherwise how did he do so many wikis in a row?<BR/><BR/>In any case it's a bit egotistical to think that he even visits let alone cries at opinions...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-48000404921961828832009-03-10T17:54:00.000-07:002009-03-10T17:54:00.000-07:00A general note: Although cuddlefish normally hunt ...A general note: Although cuddlefish normally hunt alone, when two team up the result is devastating. Certain combinations of cuddlefish can be worse than others (such as the Elitefish and the Geniusfish). The resulting one-sided feeding frenzy between the two may never end, slowing down the site with considerable amounts of spam. However some combinations have been deemed impossible, such as the Arguefish and the Agreeablefish, which would create a space-time paradox that would indirectly lead to the end of the universe.Kurthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08007316091456946624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23501284285461575792009-03-10T17:34:00.000-07:002009-03-10T17:34:00.000-07:00There are plenty of candidates for irritated-philo...There are plenty of candidates for irritated-philosopher-fish, but my vote would have to go for <B>Aquinasfish</B>.<BR/>Because face it, if old Tom Aquinas was looking down 'pon the Earth, he'd be pretty pissed that no-one gives a shit about his theories anymore.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643901648436188234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85185427802963148812009-03-10T14:34:00.000-07:002009-03-10T14:34:00.000-07:00Sarcasmfish (though normally three consonants woul...<B>Sarcasmfish</B> (though normally three consonants wouldn't be put together like that): A cuddlefish who will take your comment, repeat it back to you, and add some "witty" remark at the end telling you one thing, but <I>really</I> meaning ANOTHER thing! It's so zany, unique and creative! Just like that last sentence!! OH WHAT FUN!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91400856430027431182009-03-10T14:13:00.000-07:002009-03-10T14:13:00.000-07:00Who is a good irritated philosopher?Randallfish is...Who is a good irritated philosopher?<BR/><BR/>Randallfish is a good one.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74508403592668981222009-03-10T13:25:00.000-07:002009-03-10T13:25:00.000-07:00Late-to-the-party-Fish: The one who, a few months ...Late-to-the-party-Fish: The one who, a few months after we are done commenting on a new comic, pipes in with "guyz ur wrong on this 1" and nothing else.Carlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83820432906955356082009-03-10T13:05:00.000-07:002009-03-10T13:05:00.000-07:00Randallfish: I know it's you, Randall! Go away! (B...Randallfish: I know it's you, Randall! Go away! (Based on my assumption that every anonymous poster is actually a sad, insecure Randall, who, through tear filled eyes, is reading everything we say about him and just can't believe that so many people on the internet dislike him.)<BR/><BR/>(Ok, I think I'm done now.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74785900169808692852009-03-10T00:42:00.000-07:002009-03-10T00:42:00.000-07:00"Which brings to mind that there is apparently a n...<I>"Which brings to mind that there is apparently a new cuddlefish that really hates when people say they "know" things. I dunno what to call this creature."</I><BR/><BR/>Any irritated philosopher cuddlefish will do.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86643600346442026052009-03-09T21:24:00.000-07:002009-03-09T21:24:00.000-07:00Memefish: The Memefish is actually a possible subs...<B>Memefish:</B> The Memefish is actually a possible subset of all other Cuddlefish, consisting of Cuddlefish who feel compelled to seed their posts with memes to seem more "Internet cool" (read: uncool) or "Internet smart" (read: not smart) than they really are.<BR/><BR/>E.g., Memefish is a pretty cool guy - eh posts anonymously and doesn't afraid of anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-44989294730551760832009-03-09T20:12:00.000-07:002009-03-09T20:12:00.000-07:00Bweeheehee. Cuddlyfish you are by far my favorite...Bweeheehee. Cuddlyfish you are by far my favorite Cuddlefish I have ever met.<BR/><BR/>Kurt I think the problem with that is we have different definitions of the term... the only consistent part of the definition is that the poster is anonymous. Level of stupidity is subject to personal tastes.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79521843814765238722009-03-09T19:06:00.000-07:002009-03-09T19:06:00.000-07:00Cuttlefish: Likes to eat small shrimp and fish. Li...Cuttlefish: Likes to eat small shrimp and fish. Likes to hang out on the ocean floor and blend in. Is SUPER pissed off that you keep misusing his name. Man, he's so pissed right now, that if I drew him he would have two VERY slanty eyebrows.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91405500569608291972009-03-09T19:00:00.000-07:002009-03-09T19:00:00.000-07:00You know, I think we should first give a definitio...You know, I think we should first give a definition for Cuddlefish in GENERAL, and then go into the details.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-53238178062416032652009-03-09T15:21:00.000-07:002009-03-09T15:21:00.000-07:00omigod you guys I should not be reading this in cl...omigod you guys I should not be reading this in class because I can't stop laughing. Good work to everyone!<BR/><BR/>Anon, since you do not wish to be called a Cuddlefish, I will just tell you that I like to call just about every Anon a Cuddlefish for the same reasons as Rob does. Also it is more fun to say Cuddlefish-related words like "tentacles" and ummm. Well I guess that is it.Amandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11192581573588205095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68564352821602437972009-03-09T15:14:00.000-07:002009-03-09T15:14:00.000-07:00Something many of these cuddlefish share in common...Something many of these cuddlefish share in common: they come to this fishtank of a blog and preach of the ocean, when their words are just more bubbles from the plastic treasure chest.<BR/><BR/>Though I have to give a shout-out to the cuddlefish who are insightful or raise legitimate points. Not all species of cuddlefish are poisonous!thomashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03123852112758346209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84938388269374416822009-03-09T14:30:00.000-07:002009-03-09T14:30:00.000-07:00Agreeablefish: Occasionally a Cuddlefish will post...<B>Agreeablefish:</B> Occasionally a Cuddlefish will post words of praise and encouragement from atop their lengthy fins, and we will all be confused because we expected abuse from Anonymous.Danhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12643901648436188234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32382590977363683822009-03-09T13:19:00.000-07:002009-03-09T13:19:00.000-07:00SPAM is a trademark of the Hormel Foods Corp and h...SPAM is a trademark of the Hormel Foods Corp and hence should always be capitalised.<BR/><BR/>...Man, I have nothing to contribute, and yet I found myself wanting to type something. So you get this. I suppose you might have meant that Spamfish are made of unsolicited electronic mail, but hey. Then I wouldn't have got to type anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90582449445792097622009-03-09T12:53:00.000-07:002009-03-09T12:53:00.000-07:00here ya goArguefish: The Arguefish will oppose you...here ya go<BR/><B>Arguefish</B>: The Arguefish will oppose your view no matter what you say. They point out that you are clearly wrong about the topic, and will write an extremely long, "well-thought out" and "witty" rebuttal about what you screwed up, all in about two minutes and usually ending in GTFO, STFU, LOL, ect. They usually spell simple words such as "the" and "what" wrong, but this can't be taken into consideration seeing as how they're smart enough to solve your problems and you aren't. Arguefish are a subset of the Elitefish, and can be dangerous when provoked, however often times cuttlefish such as the Grammarfish and Busyfish will team up against it.<BR/><B>Spamfish</B>: A common yet less understood variety of cuddlefish, the Spamfish remains a scientific mystery. Some believe that the fish is actually made of real spam. Their comment will probably look something like "lol yea well ur a fag LOLOLOL u dun no wats funy ROFLCOPTER SOI SOI SOI!!!!!". All we know as a fact is that a post from one will never be on topic.<BR/>EVER.<BR/><B>Mathematifish</B>: The Mathematifish is a rare one indeed, as most cuddlefish are not smart enough to figure out math past grade 7, and those that are usually have an attention span of around 1-5 seconds. These cuddlefish could have been of some significant use to society, had they not been forced into the internet. Usually addicts of webcomics such as XKCD, they will use their superior math logic to "prove once and for all that the comic was funny". Just because it's "more complicated than it looks" means that anyone who doesn't get it "is stupid, ignorant and dumb". Considered by many to be yet another subset of the Elitefish, but the issue is still under debate.<BR/><B>False Cuddlefish</B>: The person who signs their name as "Cuddlefish", but is NOT AT ALL A CUDDLEFISH. Wonder why they would want to insult themselves...?<BR/>WARNING: NOT a real cuddlefish. Take a deep breath and exhale, the world isn't ending because a cuddlefish said something useful.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com