tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post1988471036310316715..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1150-1153: Randy's ParadoxCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger221125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72636240210029297082013-01-10T13:03:53.316-08:002013-01-10T13:03:53.316-08:00hello robhello robAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-60768007734578641412013-01-10T12:52:48.328-08:002013-01-10T12:52:48.328-08:00*toot**toot*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26177417165839378862013-01-10T10:23:09.713-08:002013-01-10T10:23:09.713-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-9704838693879947102013-01-10T10:21:44.028-08:002013-01-10T10:21:44.028-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31921013261718537392013-01-10T10:18:20.414-08:002013-01-10T10:18:20.414-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22846017238577396482013-01-10T10:17:37.311-08:002013-01-10T10:17:37.311-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49202742211358909502013-01-10T10:16:46.894-08:002013-01-10T10:16:46.894-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69181622209273306992013-01-10T10:16:19.424-08:002013-01-10T10:16:19.424-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57173235819081633062013-01-10T10:13:34.115-08:002013-01-10T10:13:34.115-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-23044475777296271152013-01-10T10:12:25.509-08:002013-01-10T10:12:25.509-08:00no uno uJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47320467693755970022013-01-10T07:55:11.176-08:002013-01-10T07:55:11.176-08:00Shitsunami!Shitsunami!Eumesmopohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05764294029346848146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62619620823620171732013-01-10T07:50:06.668-08:002013-01-10T07:50:06.668-08:00Thank you, I need to go bath my eyes in holy water...Thank you, I need to go bath my eyes in holy water and battery acid now.Eumesmopohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05764294029346848146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78509328026393414202013-01-10T05:40:22.372-08:002013-01-10T05:40:22.372-08:00i went out tonight and i ordered a drink– a cosmop...i went out tonight and i ordered a drink– a cosmopolitan in a fancy glass. i put my dollar in the juke box and selected as many bob dylan songs as i could. then i sat in a spinning stool and smiled so big, remembering all the other times i’d been in that spinny stool. i took my pen out and wrote til my friend came and sat by me. we talked and i felt grateful that she is my friend.<br /><br />we wandered around the city. we went to warehouses where there were art shows and music and crowds of 20 to 40 something year olds standing around, looking unique and serious, absorbing stuff. i saw a man who i hadn’t seen in a long time… a man i used to think of every morning when i woke up and every night as i fell asleep… a man i hadn’t seen in a long time. when i passed by him, i said “hello” and was so proud of myself because my voice sounded so normal, so composed, speaking the word “hello”.<br /><br />earlier this evening, i went to my brother in law’s birthday party. he has a daughter. when she was littler, my sister wanted to teach her healthy ways to express/materialize her feelings. they would say together “Anger” and then practice expressing it. the expression of “anger” sounded like “GRRRRRRR”. so it would sound like this “Anger– GRRRRRRRR”<br /><br />there are times i feel anger and i don’t know where it came from or what to do with it. the anger just sits inside me, waiting for some form of release. and if no straight-forward release comes, the anger sneaks out in nasty sidewards glances or accidental mean intonation. sometimes the anger gets impatient and it insists on being heard even if it has no place and makes no sense.<br /><br /> <br /><br />True or False?<br /><br />1. snugglers aren’t supposed to be angry. they’re supposed to be full of rainbows and puppies and sunshine all the time.<br /><br />false.<br /><br /> <br /><br />2. “its dangerous to confuse children with angels”<br /><br />false<br /><br /> <br /><br />3. sugar packets cause AIDS<br /><br />false<br /><br /> <br /><br />4. i have a lot of internal dialogue<br /><br />true<br /><br /> <br /><br />i was in a store earlier today and a man was standing somewhat next to me– we were looking at the same item. he looked up at me and said “hey, aren’t you that cuddle girl?” and without hesitation or thought i said “no”, put the object down, turned away, and walked fast.<br /><br />but i am that cuddle lady… i just didn’t feel like being her in that particular moment. cuz its saturday? cuz its saturday and today i did not cuddle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90480485867698100202013-01-10T03:01:49.673-08:002013-01-10T03:01:49.673-08:00Well 1158 made me genuinely angry. Which is weird,...Well 1158 made me genuinely angry. Which is weird, because i haven't felt that emotion for a long time.<br /><br />THANKS XKCD YOU HAVE MADE ME LIVE AGAIN Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-67656945815024025962013-01-10T02:21:54.242-08:002013-01-10T02:21:54.242-08:00yeah rob, what givesyeah rob, what givesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72059050318214602202013-01-10T00:24:11.328-08:002013-01-10T00:24:11.328-08:00Most pertinent video of all.<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxiVLNA3F7w" rel="nofollow">Most pertinent video of all.</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66489179464599877652013-01-09T21:16:51.583-08:002013-01-09T21:16:51.583-08:00A more coherent version of Chef Brian. Thanks for ...A more coherent version of Chef Brian. Thanks for that, it was such a joy to skim read. I think I might be sarcastic here, but my brain has gone too numb for me to be sure about anything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86453124692381784612013-01-09T20:12:11.444-08:002013-01-09T20:12:11.444-08:00GOOMHR I thought it was about physics too! What a ...GOOMHR I thought it was about physics too! What a clever twist to make it be about some boring bullshit instead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31194407134937456262013-01-09T18:27:53.868-08:002013-01-09T18:27:53.868-08:00Imagine a giant Rob on a rubber sheet. Rob's ...Imagine a giant Rob on a rubber sheet. Rob's enormous weight can only make a small dent in the sheet because the sheet is on the ground. It can however collect his excretions. Now imagine Rob's putrescent cess pooling around him on the sheet and spread further and further...<br /><br />Unless... Tilt! ::Sploosh::<br /><br />"...Oh, I thought this was about 1158?"<br /><br />XKCD is shit.<br /><br />Alt text: "It's about how 1158 was made, How they're ALL made"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-91286719240594085092013-01-09T18:17:43.983-08:002013-01-09T18:17:43.983-08:00"it only gets worse" Correction: It can&..."it only gets worse" Correction: It can't get worse, and it never gets better.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6105505992378246882013-01-09T18:09:56.057-08:002013-01-09T18:09:56.057-08:00my fingertips are sore cuz i’m trying to learn how...my fingertips are sore cuz i’m trying to learn how to play the guitar. i’ve done this before… it seems like i always give up right around the time my callouses form.<br /><br />maybe i’ve been hibernating… sitting, staring at things like flames, dirty teacups, pillow forts left out from the night before, almost empty bowls of popcorn. i’m liking the quiet. i’m liking the mess– evidence/remnants of a life that is being lived well.<br /><br />i like sweeping.<br /><br />the celery in my garden is beginning to get floppy from the cold. everyday i walk by it and think i need to cut it down and turn it into juice. celery-fennel-green-apple juice. i made peanut ginger soup and whole grain blueberry muffins with extra extra blueberries.<br /><br />nina simone. johnny cash. tom waits.<br /><br />“and the german dwarf dances with the butchers son”<br /><br />the other day i was parallel parking and this lady maneuvered her car around mine and side swiped my car… i got out and as i approached her she said “are you the one that hit my car?” she was an older lady with wild white hair and a solid presence. she talked like she was in charge. i was taken aback for a moment. i liked her hair. she said she was too tired to file a report or wait for the police because she had pancreatic cancer. i went home thinking about her pancreas and cancer cells rapidly dividing. thought about the headline i’d read earlier– “research finds cancer cells best targeted by chemo are already on the verge of self-destruction”. i didn’t read the rest.<br /><br />i’ve never touched a pancreas. i don’t even know what a pancreas looks like. but really, who goes around touching pancreases? i don’t know anyone who touches pancreases.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12095713890216436482013-01-09T17:31:04.233-08:002013-01-09T17:31:04.233-08:00This video is more pertinent.<a href="http://youtu.be/4y-RxUYzBOc" rel="nofollow">This video is more pertinent.</a><br /><br /><br />Liberal Supporterhttp://www.liberalsupporter.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51155124989413946692013-01-09T12:48:16.226-08:002013-01-09T12:48:16.226-08:00rob make a new thread already you lazy fuckrob make a new thread already you lazy fuckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-35129389872343060242013-01-09T09:20:26.268-08:002013-01-09T09:20:26.268-08:00Hers isn't diplomatic, though. She pays an ind...Hers isn't diplomatic, though. She pays an indulgence for living off the ill-gotten gains of her tutor's family in the form of medical missionary work back in the motherland, by which I mean the UN pay her, by which I mean your money is channeled to her via the purring Jewish machinery of the military-industrial miscegenation of corporation/church and state.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-45629626604670008572013-01-09T06:49:29.908-08:002013-01-09T06:49:29.908-08:00Did I offend you in any way ALTF? All i know is yo...Did I offend you in any way ALTF? All i know is you have a UN passport and you troll other blogs as well. Perhaps are you friends with Leslie? You two seem to troll togeter, or are you the same person? Maybe all THREE of you are the same person. Are you Jesus?<br /><br />So many questionsGood ol' Stanleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09001977619094241267noreply@blogger.com