tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post1975628706841664022..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1065-1067: A Laundry List Of Bad ComicsCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger156125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21142834164056842512012-06-21T00:52:33.861-07:002012-06-21T00:52:33.861-07:00Hitler was Austrian when he was trying to get into...Hitler was Austrian when he was trying to get into art school. He didn't become a German citizen until 1932.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85550084176319958232012-06-19T03:16:45.081-07:002012-06-19T03:16:45.081-07:00pay no attention, Capn, he says that to all the gi...pay no attention, Capn, he says that to all the girlsweaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82872137464229998802012-06-18T21:01:51.807-07:002012-06-18T21:01:51.807-07:001. "Just to clear things up" - one of th...1. "Just to clear things up" - one of the most succinct phrases one can use to identify oneself as an arrogant douchebag.<br /><br />2. Who the fuck uses "several" to mean "2 to 5"? Mostly I hear people using it more like "5 to 50, occasionally more depending on what is being quantified".<br /><br />3. Your friends - all three of them - sound nearly as obnoxious as you, Randall.Orally, twice dailynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13031771440406488212012-06-18T20:41:28.490-07:002012-06-18T20:41:28.490-07:00It was not out when I posted before. Updated vers...It was not out when I posted before. Updated version:<br /><br />"1068. F<br />1069. F<br />1070. F-"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5216641122374451452012-06-18T17:58:28.520-07:002012-06-18T17:58:28.520-07:00Best copypasta ever. Can anyone come up with a wor...Best copypasta ever. Can anyone come up with a worse one?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39227204109742023092012-06-18T16:21:49.018-07:002012-06-18T16:21:49.018-07:00weaselsoup has been offered sex many times here bu...weaselsoup has been offered sex many times here but always turns it down. "WHY DOES NO-ONE WANT SEX WITH ME?" is like Attention Seeking 101, always accompanied by an explanation for why each offer then presented is invalid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37532421988450122522012-06-18T12:02:45.733-07:002012-06-18T12:02:45.733-07:00Capn, I would like nothing more than for you to ex...Capn, I would like nothing more than for you to extrude your secondary carapace, engage your clasping spurs, and insert your ovipositor into my gut, pumping the black soaked eggs of your wicked offspring into me, to use my body to nurture their growing, Gehennan malice.<br /><br />Maybe there's not enough room in this crazy, xkcd-sucks-filled world for a lovestruck, ungendered and anonymous forum poster and a beautiful, hate-filled she demon like you. I don't know if we'll ever be safe from the Rob Masons, the ALtFs or the Anonymice. But I'd like it if, when you're dipping your forelegs into the sulfurous magma you use to preen the rows of barbed setae which protect your dorsal pinnacles, you would think of me a little. And who knows? Maybe, one day, when you look into the network of black peridots embedded in your thorax in lieu of a heart, you will find a single, unoccupied corpuscule, in which there will finally be room...for love.Eichmann Dobbshttp://pooptheworld.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18862330908838896592012-06-18T11:56:12.948-07:002012-06-18T11:56:12.948-07:00have you tried slightly creepy ads on craigslist o...have you tried slightly creepy ads on craigslist or leering at layabouts at the local library? this friend I have does that all the time. you can also try dating websites, it's a crapshoot but if you're up for cheap sex it can be handy.<br /><br />CAPTURE: "69 ioessm" esoteric sex position invented by an xkcd virgin.Eichmann Dobbshttp://www.myspace.com/music/player?sid=39009446&ac=nownoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90884470638320685972012-06-18T08:22:18.998-07:002012-06-18T08:22:18.998-07:00Your mother takes me orally, twice daily.Your mother takes me orally, twice daily.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47706935780078801232012-06-18T07:17:38.170-07:002012-06-18T07:17:38.170-07:00After examining the patient, Randall Munroe, I hav...After examining the patient, Randall Munroe, I have diagnosed him with a severe case of thinking every idea he has is clever and funny. Treatment: I prescribe shotgun, to be taken orally, twice daily.That's what shenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18726515041989262232012-06-18T06:48:30.498-07:002012-06-18T06:48:30.498-07:00Worst copypasta ever. Can anyone come up with a be...Worst copypasta ever. Can anyone come up with a better one?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38073477932056492352012-06-18T05:55:46.381-07:002012-06-18T05:55:46.381-07:00D- is way too high a grade for 1070.D- is way too high a grade for 1070.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29557315780411337162012-06-18T04:58:57.563-07:002012-06-18T04:58:57.563-07:00The phrase "Randall isn't even trying any...The phrase "Randall isn't even trying anymore" just lost all meaning with today's comic. In fact, the phrase "... isn't even trying anymore" just lost all meaning applied to anyone. With today's comic, Randall just openly stated "I don't give a fuck about effort, I'm just posting this here to start a war on the forums and get free blowjobs from my fans". That's it. The word "effort" just disappeared from Randall's life. Not only that, but the very concept of "effort" disappeared from Randall's life. Effort itself cannot physically exist within a 300 feet radius from Randall. xkcd is the negation of effort. Just scribbling randomly on a blank paper with a ball point pen takes more effort than today's comic, and has more artistic value. xkcd has reached the point of nullity where calling it EITHER "art" OR "anti-art" is giving it too much credit. Holy fucking shit.Fernie Cantohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01753446688169468457noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83022145932018754982012-06-18T04:05:26.873-07:002012-06-18T04:05:26.873-07:00tried that. didn't work. then I tried yelling ...tried that. didn't work. then I tried yelling like a fucking cretin about orthography and even THAT didn't work. so I gave upweaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-29846385896022337252012-06-18T04:04:07.791-07:002012-06-18T04:04:07.791-07:00but there's only 26 letters in the alphabet (1...but there's only 26 letters in the alphabet (10 post xkcd-mandated reforms). percentage points might give you more scopeweaselsoupnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-36850071801822282212012-06-18T02:54:26.275-07:002012-06-18T02:54:26.275-07:00So? He's good at what he does.So? He's good at what he does.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40539101527761637032012-06-18T02:38:51.833-07:002012-06-18T02:38:51.833-07:00A couple of posts above gave Randy what he wants.A couple of posts above gave Randy what he wants.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-50197145554876776012012-06-18T02:21:27.981-07:002012-06-18T02:21:27.981-07:00So? He's good at what he does.So? He's good at what he does.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70248615240733857802012-06-18T02:16:12.647-07:002012-06-18T02:16:12.647-07:00STOP IT YOU'RE GIVING RANDY WHAT HE WANTSSTOP IT YOU'RE GIVING RANDY WHAT HE WANTSrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17009803068853696252012-06-18T02:03:35.926-07:002012-06-18T02:03:35.926-07:00Megan has got a couple of months to live.Megan has got a couple of months to live.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-58356396173719214392012-06-18T01:56:04.299-07:002012-06-18T01:56:04.299-07:00I wasn't aware of the debate either, but for a...I wasn't aware of the debate either, but for a different reason. I very rarely encounter people using the phrase "a couple" without meaning precisely two. When used to refer to an approximation, it tends to be in the context of being an estimate, the implication being "maybe two or so." That's quite different to using "a couple" in the sense of "some."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-2788103794210007062012-06-18T01:21:47.622-07:002012-06-18T01:21:47.622-07:00Excellent forum bait, Randall. 42 posts in less th...Excellent forum bait, Randall. 42 posts in less than 4 hours (in the middle of the night, no less). Is it funny? No. Was I aware of a couple actually not equaling 2 being a debate? No. You got me to visit Wikipedia (morons on the article there) and Wiktionary (reasonable people) along with some other dictionary sites. Good job, I guess. I gather you're on the couple=2 side. I'm surprised that you and none of your mathy friends can't come to the obvious solution to the debacle (or bother looking at any dictionaries which totally support a couple being more than 2). With a continuous variable like time, nobody means "exactly 730.484398" or even "730.484398 +/- 182.6211 days" when they say "a couple of years". Discrete variables? Yeah, maybe a couple should =2, but it doesn't. Stop being a prescriptivist math dick and look at a dictionary. xkcd is a comic about "language" too, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30523275040483949342012-06-17T23:42:13.644-07:002012-06-17T23:42:13.644-07:00Some xkcd comics = too manySome xkcd comics = too manyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-1306274169475087412012-06-17T18:12:12.249-07:002012-06-17T18:12:12.249-07:00Oh, I've found one. You'll never guess who...Oh, I've found one. You'll never guess who originally posted it.<br /><br />Help! My girlfriend trapped me in the kitchen as punishment for a joke I made. Please help me escape! There is only one window, and it's too small to climb through. The door opens outwards, and she barricaded it. I can't call for help because the crazy ***** smashed my cell phone and cut the landline. The only equipment I have is a cooker oven, microwave, wash basin, fridgerator, fridge magnets, a knife the size of my dick, a year's supply of bran, canned apricots, beef giblets, a smashed blender, framed photo of me, about 50 plates that she hasn't cleaned, a copy of Twilight (NOT MINE!!), duct tape, snakeskin, one of the wheels from her wheelchair and maybe a dead rat if I can catch it. I don't even have any clothes.<br /><br />If all else fails, what is to easiest way to commit suicide with these items to save myself the embarrassment? Please answer before she gets back!!Jon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39260774428014062292012-06-17T17:54:29.389-07:002012-06-17T17:54:29.389-07:00Worst copypasta ever. Can anyone come up with a b...<a href="http://imgur.com/AXwM2" rel="nofollow">Worst copypasta ever.</a> Can anyone come up with a better one?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com