tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post1896602566340818812..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comic 889: Teenage Mutant Ninja UselessnessCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger90125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78275358927651349482011-04-27T11:55:11.204-07:002011-04-27T11:55:11.204-07:00@John
Hey look, you mentioned Megan in your post,...@John<br /><br />Hey look, you mentioned Megan in your post, so I can just ignore your comment because it's trash.Quixoticnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-80352870815028637612011-04-26T03:48:22.311-07:002011-04-26T03:48:22.311-07:00If you read the whole review with the voices of Bo...If you read the whole review with the voices of Bob and Doug McKenzie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184) it becomes twice as awesome.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5054922894768745832011-04-25T22:56:39.576-07:002011-04-25T22:56:39.576-07:00so a single five-character word is enough to compl...so a single five-character word is enough to completely strip a post of all value? really?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70159626015941782242011-04-25T22:55:44.271-07:002011-04-25T22:55:44.271-07:00And look, another review where Megan is mentioned....And look, another review where Megan is mentioned.<br /><br />Does this mean the blog is pretty much useless trash? Yes. Yes it does.Johnnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59216910351449156972011-04-25T21:54:14.127-07:002011-04-25T21:54:14.127-07:00890 improved.<a href="http://tinypic.com/r/2ps24ax/7" rel="nofollow">890 improved.</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89670088968424471822011-04-25T21:51:04.818-07:002011-04-25T21:51:04.818-07:00They have indo-european roots because we're, m...They have indo-european roots because we're, more or less, viewing a translation into an indo-european language. <br /><br />Or is he going to wonder why some Lotr characters have names that mean things in Old English without there actually being an England? Because that's a brilliant observation. At all.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-12987822193150469012011-04-25T19:26:42.811-07:002011-04-25T19:26:42.811-07:00Everybody left and right
Break it down
Back in &#...Everybody left and right<br />Break it down<br /><br />Back in '79 I did the John Belushi<br />In 1992 I did the Chris Farley<br />In 2008 I did the Cloverfield monster<br />I said fuck that shit and went back to the Belushi<br /><br />It's like gas gas<br />Gas gas gas<br />Back in the day it's like<br />Gas gas gas<br />I know what it takes to make things worse<br />And I know what it takes to put a nigger in a hearse<br />I'M ON CRACK<br />(Break break break break it down)<br /><br />Blow to the right<br />Blow to the left<br />Blow to the right<br />To the left<br /><br />This little piggy in the market<br />Some motherfuckers wanna start shit<br />Asian people love golf (What?)<br />Asian people love golf!<br /><br />Gas gas<br />Gas gas gas<br />Back in the day it's like<br />Gas gas gas<br />I know what it takes to make things worse<br />And I know what it takes to put a nigger in a hearse<br />I'M ON CRACK<br />(Break break break break it down)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49472747930921971632011-04-25T16:30:24.810-07:002011-04-25T16:30:24.810-07:00You guys don't understand this comic at all. I...You guys don't understand this comic at all. It's supposed to make you talk about parsecs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63431447531816275952011-04-25T16:10:26.391-07:002011-04-25T16:10:26.391-07:00oops.oops.Sethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01228931713507309394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-45717743660709214422011-04-25T16:09:32.421-07:002011-04-25T16:09:32.421-07:00This comment has been removed by the author.Sethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01228931713507309394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82561039550036720502011-04-25T15:59:25.426-07:002011-04-25T15:59:25.426-07:00*are more ... dammit*are more ... dammitIannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63195857962196974412011-04-25T15:59:02.983-07:002011-04-25T15:59:02.983-07:00But somehow magic laser swords and philosophical s...But somehow magic laser swords and philosophical sorcery and more believable.Iannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38869810834060605372011-04-25T15:49:05.366-07:002011-04-25T15:49:05.366-07:00Today, Abstruse Goose is...
awful. Here are some ...Today, Abstruse Goose is...<br /><br /><a href="http://abstrusegoose.com/358" rel="nofollow">awful</a>. Here are some things which do the same thing but are actually funny:<br /><br />Milton Jones: "Amnesty International. What a bunch of whingers. Always going on about people being wrongfully imprisoned. Why don't they celebrate the number of people who are <i>rightfully</i> imprisoned?"<br /><br />Or <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM&t=102" rel="nofollow">the "no-one died" segment</a> from <i>The Day Today</i>.<br /><br />Note in both of these cases we are laughing at them not with them. I guess if you laugh at Abstruse Goose guy rather than with him today's comic kinda works.Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-71887534522175578922011-04-25T15:28:22.627-07:002011-04-25T15:28:22.627-07:00jon levi 48: i remember when fernie used to be a c...jon levi 48: i remember when fernie used to be a crazy xkcd fanboyR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47904651278768517542011-04-25T15:07:11.086-07:002011-04-25T15:07:11.086-07:00New comic is fail. "Lol, why are they using I...New comic is fail. "Lol, why are they using Indo-European word roots in proper nouns? So unrealistic! Hurp, they should have done the entire movie in a conlang, because I don't understand translation conventions derp derp I am a Randall."A Roman Candlenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78429512698220907202011-04-25T14:13:48.099-07:002011-04-25T14:13:48.099-07:00Firefox is CIA!
You know that right?Firefox is CIA!<br />You know that right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51243998627550080042011-04-25T14:03:35.453-07:002011-04-25T14:03:35.453-07:00apparently 1672 times?apparently 1672 times?rshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-49124519922396421782011-04-25T14:00:03.961-07:002011-04-25T14:00:03.961-07:00Well, this is depressing
My browser has been keep...Well, this is depressing<br /><br />My browser has been keeping a count of how many times I've visited this site. So far it's up to <b>1150 visits</b>.<br /><br />I'd be curious to know your shameful figures. Anyone using Firefox can access this info by clicking Tools->Page into, then Security.Jon Levinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6783589625372413332011-04-25T13:54:18.199-07:002011-04-25T13:54:18.199-07:00Giligan's Island?
I had to research that.
I do...Giligan's Island?<br />I had to research that.<br />I don't understand Capn.<br /><br />Viral Hepatitis exists in A, B, C, D, E and the hypothetical F strains.<br />I'm collecting them all.<br />An alphabet's worth? That's funny, innit?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16762259420050333582011-04-25T13:49:00.040-07:002011-04-25T13:49:00.040-07:00so how about that moon landing hoax, eh?so how about that moon landing hoax, eh?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-41591159156732673402011-04-25T13:48:47.588-07:002011-04-25T13:48:47.588-07:00Funniest post ever:
"SirMustapha wrote:
...Funniest post ever:<br /><br />"SirMustapha wrote:<br /> >I just discovered what Hell is like, if it exists:<br /> >It's watching a film with Randall.<br /> >I wouldn't wish that even to Randall himself.<br /><br />I think Randall would enjoy that.<br /><br />Two Randall clones watch A New Hope, Death Star blows up.<br />Randall 1: Well, there's no way that that explosion could happen in space.<br />Randall 2: Fire needs oxygen to burn, and a shock wave needs a medium to carry it.<br />Randall 1: Gee Willikers, I was just thinking that. Randall, get out of my head!<br />Randall 2: No Randall, get out of MY head!<br />Both Randalls: HAHAHAHA!"Jon Levi's forum-watchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34474711729091860192011-04-25T13:43:53.476-07:002011-04-25T13:43:53.476-07:00A hep alphabet huh?
Great now she's on re-run...A hep alphabet huh?<br /><br />Great now she's on re-runs, this is worse than Gilligan's Island.Capnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12579086866920911055noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-82767699004434496052011-04-25T13:40:29.157-07:002011-04-25T13:40:29.157-07:00And I did get the 'dedicated follower of passi...And I did get the 'dedicated follower of passion' reference.<br />Ray Davies is a real cunt. You know that right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-31030940527814445832011-04-25T13:36:08.123-07:002011-04-25T13:36:08.123-07:00Perhaps I've been too cryptic.
I carry a robus...Perhaps I've been too cryptic.<br />I carry a robust 46XX karyotype. I am neither cis-, trans nor ultra norminative/gendered.<br />I am 'standard' female.<br />I am a girl but I appear to compose/write as a male would. The West treats its men and women differently, as does my culture, but in my culture the roles are reversed.<br />I imply Polyandry to mean 'many legal husbands' not 'free love'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-72155377896952171752011-04-25T13:18:14.258-07:002011-04-25T13:18:14.258-07:00Polyandry, 'cause in my culture women rule and...Polyandry, 'cause in my culture women rule and the heterogametes are the weaker sex.<br /><br />This is true actually.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com