tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post1783897697607600585..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 884 and 885: A Trip Into Randy's Deranged MindCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger170125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15733610090218002742011-04-18T12:55:26.713-07:002011-04-18T12:55:26.713-07:00But R you moron he says 'IMAGINE there's n...But R you moron he says 'IMAGINE there's no heaven', this clearly implies he thinks there is a heaven, otherwise why would you have to imagine it?<br /><br />are you working for Satan R is that what this isAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40847829263032383642011-04-18T12:30:54.914-07:002011-04-18T12:30:54.914-07:00Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you...Imagine there's no Heaven<br />It's easy if you try<br />No hell below us<br />Above us only sky<br />Imagine all the people<br />Living for today<br /><br />Imagine there's no countries<br />It isn't hard to do<br />Nothing to kill or die for<br />And no religion too<br />Imagine all the people<br />Living life in peaceR.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-3077837245089253472011-04-18T10:13:49.546-07:002011-04-18T10:13:49.546-07:00john lennon's real name was actually thomas le...john lennon's real name was actually thomas lennon<br /><br />OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLEAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69673382458851304822011-04-18T10:06:05.034-07:002011-04-18T10:06:05.034-07:00YES, THEISTS LIKE THOMAS BAYES, THOMAS AQUINAS, JO...YES, THEISTS LIKE THOMAS BAYES, THOMAS AQUINAS, JOHN LENNON WERE ALL IDIOTS WITH NOTHING TO ADD TO HUMANITY. BUT THAT'S OK LET'S PRETEND HUMAN DEVELOPMENT AND THEISM ARE COMPLETELY DIVISIBLE AND THAT THEISM DID NOT BRING GOOD AS WELL AS BAD.jagwiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07234976924523283472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59655478481770758622011-04-18T03:50:13.827-07:002011-04-18T03:50:13.827-07:00"William Huge! I was under the impression tha..."William Huge! I was under the impression that you had abandoned us forever, after you were mistaken for the Buddha whilst holidaying in Japan and thus took up a job dispensing wisdom for the benefit of the locals."<br /><br />So you are saying I am tall and thin? FAIL. I am a genius and you know nothing. Although I do have a propensity for, as we say, propagating wisdom. Even a broken human is right twice a day (re: you.) Learn your world religions, idiot. This isn't a pop culture ignorance fiesta, although sometimes I wonder.<br /><br />Hmph, I know more about worthless religions* than the idiot theist. This comes as no surprise, as theists are naturally yokelbrood and I am naturally so very clever.<br /><br />*All of them. All religions and all theists.<br /><br />-William Monty Hughes esq<br />IQ too high to be measured by current systems<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-32777179812524881212011-04-17T22:26:16.981-07:002011-04-17T22:26:16.981-07:00this is like my millionth time here and i'm st...this is like my millionth time here and i'm still disappointedrshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15828938843801425383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6042156587214468852011-04-17T22:08:47.482-07:002011-04-17T22:08:47.482-07:00Second time here. Still disappointed.Second time here. Still disappointed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-83288473552419384012011-04-17T21:11:47.010-07:002011-04-17T21:11:47.010-07:00First time here. Disappointed.First time here. Disappointed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-92151262087782059132011-04-17T18:57:38.165-07:002011-04-17T18:57:38.165-07:00GOOMH, Jon Levi -- I was about to say GOOMH to him...GOOMH, Jon Levi -- I was about to say GOOMH to him!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-37124928070365441092011-04-17T17:10:50.013-07:002011-04-17T17:10:50.013-07:00"Some see, and are consumed by how pointless ..."Some see, and are consumed by how pointless they realise they will always be, as reflected on them by the Most Holy High. They once knew or think they know but now... They know nothing. Nothing at all. It is warped. Males but not men. People but not persons. Living but no lives."<br /><br />GOOMH! I was just thinking that!!!Jon Levinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-16410570111664159952011-04-17T16:36:13.709-07:002011-04-17T16:36:13.709-07:00William Huge! I was under the impression that you ...William Huge! I was under the impression that you had abandoned us forever, after you were mistaken for the Buddha whilst holidaying in Japan and thus took up a job dispensing wisdom for the benefit of the locals.<br /><br />Pray tell, what brings you back amongst us?Ann Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-62626707464995042532011-04-17T16:28:58.326-07:002011-04-17T16:28:58.326-07:00Merely a test to see how willing you are to point ...Merely a test to see how willing you are to point out minor errors. Much like your little 'Princes' Bride' hook.<br /><br />You are as transparent as you are vulgar.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-726316976606687992011-04-17T16:20:20.727-07:002011-04-17T16:20:20.727-07:00brev·i·ty/ˈbrevitē/Noun
1. Concise and exact use o...brev·i·ty/ˈbrevitē/Noun<br />1. Concise and exact use of words in writing or speech.<br />2. Shortness of time. More »<br /><br />I don't think that word means what you think it means. Philistine. (This is a reference to "Princes' Bride".<br /><br />-William Monty Hughes esq<br />IQ too high to be measured by current systems<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38635950772450255992011-04-17T16:15:00.108-07:002011-04-17T16:15:00.108-07:00Is your IQ well below that testable? I feel that i...Is your IQ well below that testable? I feel that is the only way you would equate two systems that are so vibrantly different, even if they are so reliant upon one another.<br /><br />Do you attempt to breathe through your ventricles? It may explain the brevity of your intelligence quotient.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40267869854629915622011-04-17T16:06:48.557-07:002011-04-17T16:06:48.557-07:00They are basically identical*.
One carries oxygen...They are basically identical*. <br />One carries oxygen around the body. The other carries oxygen around the body (half of the time.)<br /><br />QED.<br /><br />*You fucking plebeian.<br /><br /><br />-William Monty Hughes esq<br />IQ Immeasurable by current tests<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-27094533462432468412011-04-17T15:57:42.711-07:002011-04-17T15:57:42.711-07:00@WM Hughes
Respiration =/= cardiac cycle.
You ar...@WM Hughes<br /><br />Respiration =/= cardiac cycle.<br /><br />You are a fool, sir, a pitiful fool.Lord Kittenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13382421176498287885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-74953834653212875952011-04-17T15:50:48.312-07:002011-04-17T15:50:48.312-07:00in which i explain to you how much more concise i ...in which i explain to you how much more concise i am<br /><br />educate yourselfUndercoverCuddlefishnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88543800330561489882011-04-17T15:37:11.291-07:002011-04-17T15:37:11.291-07:00IN WHICH I EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH BETTER I AM. ED...<b>IN WHICH I EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW MUCH BETTER I AM. EDUCATE YOURSELVES.</b><br /><br />Title: Children of an Ideal Brain<br /><br /><i>Why am I writing this, they can't even read. Not really.</i><br />A man executes a piece of art, perfectly formed and designed. It is one of many. This is his job but the pay is irrelevant. He wouldn't want to disappoint, if he were able. He is an expert, a genius, a visionary. A thousand words in an ape language, a cheap tongue. Beyond his time. Beyond the end of time.<br />A million see and revel. They know.They laugh and move on. A waste. Maybe in time. <br />Five billion do not see, and are forever unfulfiled. Pity is the only word, and this time language does not disappoint.<br />Some see, and are consumed by how pointless they realise they will always be, as reflected on them by the Most Holy High. They once knew or think they know but now... They know nothing. Nothing at all. It is warped. Males but not men. People but not persons. Living but no lives. <br />One sees. One disagrees. He knows, he truly does. Raging againt the Heavens with impotent emotion. One posts a concise dissertation on the subject, in poetic terms. A "comment." One weeps to his dead dreams and ideals, stolen by this Devil's Smithy of empty and opposite words. Cynicism lives.<br />Every first breath I take I spend loathing you. With every second I love Mr Munroe and myself. And life is complete. The systole and diastole of the of the human hate.<br />Perhaps you serve a purpose. Even barbers, I suppose.<br /><br />-William Monty Hughes esq<br />IQ Immeasurable by current tests<br />"Cogito Ergo Sum"William Monty Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05864682068647033879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63481920058971567842011-04-17T15:32:19.475-07:002011-04-17T15:32:19.475-07:00All these bitches be givin each other head or some...All these bitches be givin each other head or some shit. Shit's tight, yo. <br />GOOMH, too, bitches.Funkmastah Xnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10836019779139112432011-04-17T13:45:53.447-07:002011-04-17T13:45:53.447-07:00Everyone get inside my head*! I'm lonely. :-(
...Everyone get inside my head*! I'm lonely. :-(<br /><br />*Except you, Anon:3:37, who I already told to get out of my head.Jon Levinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-79957988928047729052011-04-17T09:18:32.855-07:002011-04-17T09:18:32.855-07:00GOOMH, everybody, there are too many voices alread...GOOMH, everybody, there are too many voices already =[Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-26056556244825260792011-04-17T07:05:54.257-07:002011-04-17T07:05:54.257-07:00GOOMH Levi I love GOOMHGOOMH Levi I love GOOMHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-15096191341602299272011-04-17T02:21:43.222-07:002011-04-17T02:21:43.222-07:00i love yelling "FUCKLEY" at the top of m...i love yelling "FUCKLEY" at the top of my lungsboiled onion headnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-70938767453747909292011-04-17T01:45:25.407-07:002011-04-17T01:45:25.407-07:00GOOMH, Anon3:37! I was just thinking about webcomi...GOOMH, Anon3:37! I was just thinking about webcomics!Jon Levinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-55149213207336049102011-04-16T15:37:06.595-07:002011-04-16T15:37:06.595-07:00GOOMH, Anon3:06! I was just thinking that very thi...GOOMH, Anon3:06! I was just thinking that very thing about the forums!<br /><br />You should make a webcomic.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com