tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post1634528420441325360..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 1062-1064: The Greatest Evil EverCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger98125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30253859327416360702012-06-17T19:01:56.220-07:002012-06-17T19:01:56.220-07:00You might want to consider the difference between ...You might want to consider the difference between making a web page accessible to blind people/admitting the obviously true fact that not every single person has high-speed Internet and "ahering (sic) to the lowest common denominator".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-77209054536826699842012-06-14T15:18:43.626-07:002012-06-14T15:18:43.626-07:00And fuck YOU for thinking everybody has internet a...And fuck YOU for thinking everybody has internet at all. If we assume your position of always ahering to the lowest common denominator, then it would be extreme arrogance to put ANYTHING online ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17185000059585745382012-06-12T17:51:28.661-07:002012-06-12T17:51:28.661-07:00I believe you meant "from", unless that ...I believe you meant "from", unless that was part of what you meant by "misquote".<br /><br />But that would be stupid. Either way, you are stupid. Get thee from my sense of smell, you pus-oozing STD-ridden cunt, into everlasting fame and fortune.<br /><br />(Also, "hellfire" can be written as a single word.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46023222981860324772012-06-12T17:48:01.367-07:002012-06-12T17:48:01.367-07:00END OF RINE!
------ <-RINE ENDED HERE!END OF RINE!<br /><br />------ <-RINE ENDED HERE!Stanrey Woonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-90649573140151177692012-06-12T17:46:27.349-07:002012-06-12T17:46:27.349-07:00D'oh. I am stupid.D'oh. I am stupid.5:45noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84270833335426266482012-06-12T17:45:28.325-07:002012-06-12T17:45:28.325-07:00Did someone delete 9:47's post? I'm not s...Did someone delete 9:47's post? I'm not seeing it here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-22116457519608471452012-06-12T05:20:51.745-07:002012-06-12T05:20:51.745-07:00But a being a competent professional scientist is ...But a being a competent professional scientist is achievable with a little hard work.<br />Science is 99% lucky innate intelligence and 1% hard work. That's the only reason most people aren't scientists, though scientists would like to pretend they're just harder working than you.<br /><br />Contrast casino bankers, who don't pretend to try.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89769963531935417482012-06-12T04:29:55.023-07:002012-06-12T04:29:55.023-07:00"If Randall wants to make a contribution to s..."If Randall wants to make a contribution to science, he could go to grad school and end up putting out a few papers that get cited by a dozen colleagues."<br /><br />The trick is to release something useful (software, data collections, whatever) and include in the license a requirement to cite your paper on the topic to use the data. Bingo, dozens, sometimes hundreds of citations. The only other way is to significantly advance research and that requires a lot of work, a lot of luck, or both.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-78925819123284678632012-06-11T21:56:05.424-07:002012-06-11T21:56:05.424-07:00Ooh. A glimpse into Randall's soul. Of course,...Ooh. A glimpse into Randall's soul. Of course, the joke doesn't work because nobody is really expecting the next Einstein to be working in a Swiss patent office. But it's a nice dream for the temporarily embarrassed scientist who's stuck patent clerking, sound engineering, or webcomicing. Maybe you could be the next Einstein!<br /><br />That's a pretty long shot though. If Randall wants to make a contribution to science, he could go to grad school and end up putting out a few papers that get cited by a dozen colleagues. That's life. Not everybody gets to be a world-famous scientist. But a being a competent professional scientist is achievable with a little hard work. Or maybe he could flame out of academia and end up receiving a Nobel prize while working at a Toyota dealership. That's a little tough to plan for though.<br /><br />At any rate, I'm pretty sure Einstein was keeping on top of his field while he was at the patent office, not watching Mythbusters and drawing stick figures. Good luck with your dreams, Randall.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-84081340676846375582012-06-11T18:35:05.811-07:002012-06-11T18:35:05.811-07:00everyone above this line is gay
-----------------...everyone above this line is gay<br /><br />------------------------------------Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-8823170998544503302012-06-11T15:36:03.649-07:002012-06-11T15:36:03.649-07:00Dear 9:47,
HI RANDALL
chris houlihan's room
r...Dear 9:47,<br /><br />HI RANDALL<br />chris houlihan's room<br />rob is fat<br />ron paul 2012Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-34654511903511670842012-06-11T15:31:35.604-07:002012-06-11T15:31:35.604-07:00> hide self in mailbox> hide self in mailboxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-54177275551676899692012-06-11T15:24:47.122-07:002012-06-11T15:24:47.122-07:00We'll carry on, we'll carry on
And though ...We'll carry on, we'll carry on<br />And though you're dumb and wrong, believe me<br />Your cuddlefish will carry on, we'll carry on<br />And in my hate I can't contain it<br />The fandom won't explain itJon Levihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982566251460262711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-68074567176077461522012-06-11T13:48:22.853-07:002012-06-11T13:48:22.853-07:00Dearest Anonymous on June 11, 2012 @ 9:47 AM,
We ...Dearest Anonymous on June 11, 2012 @ 9:47 AM,<br /><br />We do not misquote Dylan Thomas 'round these parts.<br />James Joyce, on the other hand, is fair game.<br /><br />Accordingly......<br /><br />"Get thee form my sight, you cunt, into everlasting hell fire."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-20097841053965309412012-06-11T13:22:03.410-07:002012-06-11T13:22:03.410-07:00Well technically surrendering is not losing.Well technically surrendering is not losing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-66238629288970288152012-06-11T13:05:26.525-07:002012-06-11T13:05:26.525-07:00Dear oh dear
Just goes to show the utter folly of...Dear oh dear<br /><br />Just goes to show the utter folly of teaching the pedestrian how to read and write.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-21074257783138430162012-06-11T12:18:06.698-07:002012-06-11T12:18:06.698-07:00This is not a post.This is not a post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-77481034796138320492012-06-11T12:16:43.174-07:002012-06-11T12:16:43.174-07:00You eat the world. At first, you feel godlike as ...You eat the world. At first, you feel godlike as you incorporate every living creature and all the inanimate matter on Earth into your being. As you dribble the last few atoms of this world into your now enormous maw, you realize that you are not the same person who took on this enormous task. In consuming your world you have taken upon all its features leaving you to wonder whether you have in fact eaten the world - or if it has at you. <br /><br />What next?<br />>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13344779620551863922012-06-11T12:11:36.271-07:002012-06-11T12:11:36.271-07:00latest xkcd is even more boring than it looks at f...latest xkcd is even more boring than it looks at first.<br /><br />(it's an einstein reference)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-51148968355492043722012-06-11T11:49:17.350-07:002012-06-11T11:49:17.350-07:009:47 = butthurt xkcdrone
I'm above you in eve...9:47 = butthurt xkcdrone<br /><br />I'm above you in every way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17108919083007965302012-06-11T11:13:11.698-07:002012-06-11T11:13:11.698-07:00fuck you and your petty restrictions 9.47amfuck you and your petty restrictions 9.47amAnn Apolishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08566528013026340201noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-10358904209078627412012-06-11T09:47:36.875-07:002012-06-11T09:47:36.875-07:00This blog is now dead.
Once the haunt of a clique...This blog is now dead.<br /><br />Once the haunt of a clique of webcomic afficionados and second rate IT workers, it degenerated (further) to little more than an online expression of jumping up and down like a toddler and insisting that that the battle against xkcd has not been lost.<br /><br />But it has been lost. And xkcd is here to stay, as popular as ever.<br /><br />Go gentle into that good night, raging not about the dying of what's right.<br /><br />(nothing of substance posted after this line)<br /><br />------------------------------------------------------------Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-86695732379262084712012-06-11T07:10:00.933-07:002012-06-11T07:10:00.933-07:00Goodbye Janet Doe
Though I never knew you at all
Y...Goodbye Janet Doe<br />Though I never knew you at all<br />You had the grace to wear your wig<br />While those around you scrawled<br />They scrawled into MSPaint<br />And they whispered into your brain<br />They set you on the milk pump<br />And they made you change your name<br /><br />chorus:<br />And it seems to me that you're Randall's wife<br />A mistake but not a sin<br />Having no real man to cling to<br />When Big C set in<br />And I would have liked to have bought you<br />But I was just outbid<br />Your bosom burned out long before<br />Your potential to be milked for sympathy by a failing comic who desperately needs a new creative angle and to look like more than a big kid with no real responsibilities ever did<br /><br />Stick figure female geek was tough<br />The toughest role you ever played<br />Randall he created a superstar<br />And pain was the price you paid<br />Even when you died<br />Oh the trolls still hounded you<br />All the hate blogs had to say<br />Was that Megan was found lactating<br /><br />[repeat chorus]<br /><br />Goodbye Janet Doe<br />Though I never knew you at all<br />You had the grace to wear your wig<br />While those around you scrawled<br /><br />From the young man browsing xkcdsucks<br />Who sees you as something more than sexual<br />More than just our Megan Munroe<br /><br />[repeat chorus]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-85870175984741297632012-06-11T06:06:30.415-07:002012-06-11T06:06:30.415-07:00Apparently Megan (or whoever real world Megan name...Apparently Megan (or whoever real world Megan name is) died? from cancer? Not sure doeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-46757084272290025912012-06-10T03:54:05.108-07:002012-06-10T03:54:05.108-07:00HI ROBHI ROBAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com