tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post1313892579337337469..comments2024-03-17T05:03:46.056-07:00Comments on xkcd sucks: Comics 935 and 936: Missed JokesCarlhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01074589998141327538noreply@blogger.comBlogger263125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-87803453822914167222011-08-15T14:16:26.104-07:002011-08-15T14:16:26.104-07:00Hey guys,
I just came back from the doctor. I hav...Hey guys,<br /><br />I just came back from the doctor. I have heart problems, and the quack wanted to OPEN UP MY CHEST to fix the problem. He called it "open heart surgery. Umm... how is making a huge hole in my chest helping?Scotthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07319860353531487409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-89407386067629313612011-08-15T14:16:21.787-07:002011-08-15T14:16:21.787-07:00Ves said:
".....since we're not mouth-br...Ves said:<br /><br />".....since we're not mouth-breathing retards...."<br /><br />Speak for yourself, cunt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-63184826654670992892011-08-15T14:11:16.942-07:002011-08-15T14:11:16.942-07:00Worst justification ever.Worst justification ever.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-69959352969716947422011-08-15T13:49:47.668-07:002011-08-15T13:49:47.668-07:00No, we publicly criticize someone who is grossly i...No, we publicly criticize someone who is grossly incompetent at his declared profession and, since we're not mouth-breathing retards, we understand that a) criticism is not the same thing as insult or smear and b) personal issues are not an invulnerable shield against said criticism.<br /><br />Also, we troll you by making milk jokes because it brings us pleasure, because lord knows thoughtful and earnest criticism can only end in failure so many times before we give up.Veshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06095687089196127511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59105350532067370042011-08-15T13:08:21.195-07:002011-08-15T13:08:21.195-07:00"You just publicly criticized someone whose w..."You just publicly criticized someone whose wife is suffering from cancer, because he used 100 words to describe his pain instead of 50."R.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-18909786938348062532011-08-15T13:07:14.566-07:002011-08-15T13:07:14.566-07:00im in the mansion up on the hill 12:58. i use numb...im in the mansion up on the hill 12:58. i use number 12 for my horses. if u tell mbele he will hook you up with a hansome steed n u can ride up b4 sunset.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-59329919289481260402011-08-15T12:59:56.142-07:002011-08-15T12:59:56.142-07:00if your that well fit afrokin chick den please co...if your that well fit afrokin chick den please come over right away. i look at yer tits through the hole in the bush erryday<br />if you her husband nvmAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-13609523327103063532011-08-15T12:58:45.688-07:002011-08-15T12:58:45.688-07:00oh that's good I live at 13 wkaomkolo road
we...oh that's good I live at 13 wkaomkolo road<br /><br />we neighbors mon?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-57233463124868596442011-08-15T12:58:39.957-07:002011-08-15T12:58:39.957-07:00sam you are a bellend
piss off ya wankersam you are a bellend<br />piss off ya wankerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-88415033406199808612011-08-15T12:56:30.007-07:002011-08-15T12:56:30.007-07:00Samefags samefags everywhere,
And not a comment to...Samefags samefags everywhere,<br />And not a comment to read.Samnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42171875102498080512011-08-15T12:53:39.304-07:002011-08-15T12:53:39.304-07:00no but i wish i did put many bids on her, 12:51
...no but i wish i did put many bids on her, 12:51<br /><br /><br /><br />very much clean just washed it this morning and not much sweat on my gleaming helmet<br /><br /><br />stop by my house later<br />i live at 12 wkaomkolo road africaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38614808782204298062011-08-15T12:51:50.825-07:002011-08-15T12:51:50.825-07:00do u own altf, 12:50?
happy to fellate if u r cle...do u own altf, 12:50?<br /><br />happy to fellate if u r cleanAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-5351650356349276342011-08-15T12:50:57.265-07:002011-08-15T12:50:57.265-07:0012:48
i'm 57 actually so you can fellate me g...12:48<br /><br />i'm 57 actually so you can fellate me good and longAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-19618371012381319512011-08-15T12:48:19.190-07:002011-08-15T12:48:19.190-07:0012:45
your emberassing yourself
pls leave this to...12:45<br /><br />your emberassing yourself<br />pls leave this to the grown ups!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-40847582776197576952011-08-15T12:45:53.046-07:002011-08-15T12:45:53.046-07:0012:43
im well smart, knob-end
stop making us look...12:43<br /><br />im well smart, knob-end<br />stop making us look like samefagsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-17136557846229097882011-08-15T12:44:12.249-07:002011-08-15T12:44:12.249-07:00I take it you already know
of tough, and bough and...I take it you already know<br />of tough, and bough and cough and dough?<br />Others may stumble, but not you<br />on hiccough, through, slough and though.<br />Well done! And now you wish, perhaps<br />To learn of less familiar traps?<br />Beware of heard, a dreadful word<br />That looks like beard and sounds like bird.<br />And dead; it's said like bed, not bead!<br />For goodness sake, don't call it deed!<br />Watch out for meat and great and threat,<br />(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt)<br />A moth is not a moth in mother,<br />Nor both in bother, broth in brother.<br />And here is not a match for there,<br />Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,<br />And then there's dose and rose and lose –<br />Just look them up &ndash and goose and choose,<br />And cork and work and card and ward<br />And font and front and word and sword.<br />And do and go, then thwart and cart.<br />Come, come, I've hardly made a start.<br />A dreadful language: Why, man alive,<br />I'd learned to talk when I was five.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-30642585679842186902011-08-15T12:43:07.855-07:002011-08-15T12:43:07.855-07:0012:40, your an idiot.12:40, your an idiot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-42092520589025763152011-08-15T12:40:03.712-07:002011-08-15T12:40:03.712-07:0012:37 = poor altf pastiche.
very gay, trying too ...12:37 = poor altf pastiche.<br /><br />very gay, trying too hard. would support if was more convincingly casual.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-73361631141365808132011-08-15T12:37:15.978-07:002011-08-15T12:37:15.978-07:00In which sector does a decade in the Anglosphere e...In which sector does a decade in the Anglosphere entitle you to excuse your poor grasp of English?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-47275045892835781082011-08-15T12:24:58.641-07:002011-08-15T12:24:58.641-07:00I was three years old when I left Myanmar for Span...I was three years old when I left Myanmar for Spanish speaking country A.<br />I was 15 when I left SSCA for French speaking country B.<br />I was 20 when I left FSCB for various countries in the Anglosphere to pursue academic accolades aplenty.<br />Some cunt here tells me I am now resident in International Falls, Minnesota - home of all the Republican front-runners.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-24622239456446690902011-08-15T12:14:03.854-07:002011-08-15T12:14:03.854-07:00Something about a boat from Burma, wasn't it, ...Something about a boat from Burma, wasn't it, ALTF?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-52930914462474568632011-08-15T12:06:44.235-07:002011-08-15T12:06:44.235-07:00I prefer Lolocrat.I prefer Lolocrat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-38450054524311106712011-08-15T12:06:35.844-07:002011-08-15T12:06:35.844-07:00I am not sure I understand the prefixing of words ...I am not sure I understand the prefixing of words with loose agricultural connotations with 'lol'.<br /><br /><br />For the sake of my pride, wouldst thou explaineth, kind Anon 11:57 et 12:04?The Lordotically Prone Queerhttp://www.rhinodildos.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-39496189274083345832011-08-15T12:05:15.162-07:002011-08-15T12:05:15.162-07:00Fair enough.
What was my backstory again?Fair enough.<br />What was my backstory again?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6714810984552499396.post-6092234841327959802011-08-15T12:04:25.722-07:002011-08-15T12:04:25.722-07:00lolfarmer, more like.lolfarmer, more like.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com